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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue.
— George W. Bush
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We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs.
— Geoffrey Moore
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...it is absurd to try to confine our knowledge and belief to matters which are conclusively established by sound deductive arguments. The…
— J. L. Mackie
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There are two side to every issue.
— Ayn Rand
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Every issue of life is determined not by external conditions and things, but by one's consciousness.
— Harold Klemp
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The key to solving the social problems of our age is to abolish the white race. Until that task is accomplished, even…
— Noel Ignatiev
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One of the walls of my bedroom was a collage of about 15 years of baseball photos. I would cut out the…
— Curt Schilling
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The gains we made in the United States that have made our country great have, in large part, been made over the…
— Byron Dorgan
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Every issue of the paper presents an opportunity and a duty to say something courageous and true; to rise above the mediocre…
— Joseph Pulitzer
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Every issue, the characters and I duke it out. They usually win.
— Brian K. Vaughan
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Ideally, I'd like every issue to include a diverse group of stories that meet the qualifications sketched above, but covering a wide…
— Stanley Schmidt
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A real leader uses every issue, no matter how serious and sensitive, to ensure that at the end of the debate we…
— Nelson Mandela
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