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Ever Get Quotes by Jack Handey
- If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
- Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go the later you think you are.
- There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no…
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