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Even Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the…
- Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
- I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't…
- Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think.
More Even Quotes
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. — Aristotle
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm… — Giorgio Armani
- Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one of the… — Paul Auster
- Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to swallow them… — Paul Auster
- Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is… — Richard Bach
- What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- The things that people do now in sports, you can't even believe. These are complete total athletes. To see what human beings… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Ever since the Crusades, when Christians from western Europe were fighting holy wars against Muslims in the near east, western people have… — Karen Armstrong
- When I was a little kid - and even still - I loved magic tricks. When I saw how movies got made… — J. J. Abrams
- Portland, Oregon won't build a mile of road without a mile of bike path. You can commute there, even with that weather,… — Lance Armstrong