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Enemy Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think…
- Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he…
- Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
- Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
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