"Whether they ever find life there or not,……" — Jack Handey
"Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of…
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They allow us to disrespect our Black woman. A lot of these things would be considered criminal if it were…
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My mother wanted me to be friends only with children she considered socially suitable.
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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
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A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed, praised, beloved, and admired by his fellows is one of the earliest as…
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The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of…
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Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
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It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than…
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The fact that the church is convinced of not having the right to confer priestly ordination on women is now…
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In the scriptures there is no such thing as righteous pride. It is always considered as a sin.
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property subject to private ownership…
— Ambrose Bierce
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It could be argued that, in Thailand, many foreigners have come and gone, and the number of people who are…
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