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- I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I’d start by killing your son and his crew of idiots… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- They stood there for a while, not saying anything. Then Eli said: 'Do you want to come in?' Oskar didn't reply. Eli… — John Ajvide Lindqvist
- Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts. — Jack Handey
- The guys I grew up with, my cinematic heroes, have always been men of few words, but of action. Clint Eastwood, Eli… — Adam Baldwin
- I'm a Giants fan through and through. I am crazy about Eli Manning. I'm all about the Giants. — Jesse McCartney
- Who are they to give stars or dots? They're Wemmicks just like you." Eli to Punchinello (p. 25) — Max Lucado
- But sometimes you lose. Nothing you can do but admit it. -Eli — Sarah Dessen
- It was so weird, because usually I was totally nervous talking to guys. But Eli was different. He made me want to… — Sarah Dessen