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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Popular Eat Animals quotes from across the collection:
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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
— John Cleese
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
— Stephen Colbert
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I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
— Groucho Marx
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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
— Tom Snyder
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You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them,
— Russell Brand
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I refuse to eat animals because I cannot nourish myself by the sufferings and by the death of other creatures. I refuse…
— Unknown Author
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We do not need to eat animals, wear animals, or use animals for entertainment purposes, and our only defence of these uses…
— Gary L. Francione
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It’s not a requirement to eat animals, we just choose to do it, so it becomes a moral choice and one that…
— James Cameron
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There will never be any peace in the world as long as we eat animals.
— Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat animals, so I won't wear them.
— Leona Lewis
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Vegetarianism functioned as a purification. When you eat animals you are more under the law of necessity. You are heavy, you gravitate…
— Rajneesh
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I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.
— Jim Gaffigan
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