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Down Quotes by Jay Leno
- Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel…
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.
- I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send…
- It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what happens when nobody…
- There is a penalty for trying to knock down a cockpit door, but it's the people who try to go from coach to 1st class…
- The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They…
- The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell…
- If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.
More Down Quotes
- Dreams are what keep us going when real life lets us down. — Nishan Panwar
- Do Not Store Dreams In Your Eyes, They May Roll Down With Tears, Store Them In Ur Heart, Each Heart Beat Will… — Ritu Ghatourey
- I want to tell you my heart is filled with things to say when you are here. All those words they seem… — Superman
- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's… — Rodney Atkins
- The parents have to learn that the child should not be insulted, humiliated, condemned. If you want to help him, love him… — Rajneesh
- I t Is Easy To Find A Reason To Be Sad, But It Is Much Harder To Find A Reason To Be… — Ritu Ghatourey
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine
- Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down. — J. J. Abrams