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Stephen Colbert has 324 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
— Stephen Colbert
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Max-Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.
— James Patterson
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When I have a little down time, I like to go to the gym and try to bank some hours there. I…
— Emmanuelle Vaugier
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One of these days, I keep telling myself, you'll learn to truly shut up and not care. And until then...well, until then…
— Patience
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Even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs go on with their…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Real men like curves. Dogs go for bones.
— Itsme867
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All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. -Whippet Angel
— All Dogs Go To Heaven
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I'm tatted like a cholo, nigga act crazy my dogs go loco. Kush got me moving slow mo, with my nigga problem…
— Wiz Khalifa
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Best quote against size zero-Real men go for curves..Only dogs go 4 bones..!
— Nishan Panwar
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I be killing them bitches I hope all dogs go to heaven.
— Lil Wayne
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NEVER TALK TO THE COPS I DON'T SPEAK PIG!!! I TURN THE PENNEY TO A MOTHERF*UCKING JANET JACKSONS TELL THE BITCHES THAT…
— SHAWNTEEL
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