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Dinner Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it,…
- Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
- Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as…
More Dinner Quotes
- A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
- Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring… — Walter Bagehot
- I saw some musicals at dinner theaters where I grew up. But I didn't go to a big theater to see one… — Amy Adams
- Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
- I'll find myself having dinner with people and someone will mention something and I will say I was in that situation once.… — Christian Bale
- I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something… — Roseanne Barr
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- I would have loved to have met Marilyn Monroe and have dinner with her. — Juliette Binoche