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Day Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy!
- An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
- I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at…
- You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
- I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.
- I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this…
More Day Quotes
- Every day is a new opportunity for failure. — Nikhil Saluja
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be… — Julian Assange
- Lifehack: End your day whenever you accidentally close your Gmail tab. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe or a rug that you walk on every day but don't… — Superman