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Dad Quotes by Jay Leno
- A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
- Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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- I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to… — Glenn Beck
- My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it, and it… — Kathryn Bigelow
- Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after… — Lewis Black
- John rose to his feet and apologized to Holiday. Her mom seethed. Her dad tried to talk to her seething mom. Holiday… — C.C. Hunter
- I've fallen down so many times but I've always been able to stand back up with the help of my dad. Now… — Tiana Webb
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong