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Louis C. K. has 184 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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Do you like seeing me upset? honestly quit being a cunt fuck mate
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You wanna know something your a fucking cunt idk why I bother with you, you make my life a living hell your…
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Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging cunt.
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Haha,Watch me get in troubleXD I already know. Friday comes imma punch Aj in his face(: I'll be like ''Bitch,You fucking dumb…
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You're a cunt,End of story. There isnt a happy ending.
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Bitch like forreal you aint got the balls to talk to my friends bf, I would kill your stupid ass cunt hooker…
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She is broken.The kids in her school call her worthless, ugle, fat, cunt, bitch, etc.They also tell her that she is not…
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~Im sorry I'm fucked up. sorry for not being perfect. sorry to my friends that always thought that I was fake,useless, worthless,…
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Best friend means forever, cunt... haha yeah my bestfriends have no way of escaping eternity with me:)
— Broken Soul
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Bitch, whore; you slammed the door. Cunt, slut; You started to cut. Ugly, fat; It was the cat. Pathetic, lame; to them…
— Patience
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No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story.
— Green Monk
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You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!
— Bernard Manning
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