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Corn Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or…
- I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be…
More Corn Quotes
- The first movie I saw - and I don't know if it influenced me - was Ben Hur. We watched it outside… — Roberto Benigni
- Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them… — Mark Bittman
- The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the… — Lewis Black
- A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine. — Anne Bronte
- Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- The wind that makes music in November corn is in a hurry. The stalks hum, the loose husks whisk skyward in half-playing… — Aldo Leopold
- The grower of trees, the gardener, the man born to farming, whose hands reach into the ground and sprout, to him the… — Wendell Berry
- I hasten to say to snobs from the Surrey pine-and-sand country that no invention since the corn plaster or the electric toothbrush… — Alistair Cooke