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Comes Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the…
- There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment…
- "I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to…
- Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride"...
- I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
- With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
- Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because…
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- The state comes into existence for the sake of life and continues to exist for the sake of good life. — Aristotle
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- Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. — Sholem Asch
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- Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings! — Mackenzie Astin
- Always remember that the future comes one day at a time. — Dean Acheson
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