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Comedy Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
- Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How…
- I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
- I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not…
- I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a…
- I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God,…
- I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of…
- I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory…
- Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major…
- Comedy can be, especially in a writer's room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for women. It's not…
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