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Comedy Quotes by Adam Carolla
- In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture,…
- I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
- If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know…
- I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked.…
- I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to…
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