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Stephen Colbert has 324 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Popular Cold Weather quotes from across the collection:
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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to…
— Mark Twain
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Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it
— Mark Twain
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Black are the brooding clouds and troubled the deep waters, when the Sea of Thought, first heaving from a calm, gives up…
— Charles Dickens
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
— Stephen Colbert
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A glass is good, and a lass is good, And a pipe to smoke in cold weather; The world is good, and…
— John O'Keefe
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In cold weather a good rule is to light your fire first before doing anything else. It is always more sensible to…
— Mors Kochanski
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In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to…
— Jack Dee
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What did a person need to survive? Food. Water. Shelter. Warmth in cold weather. And something else... books.
— Nancy Horan
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People talk about cold weather and it'd be tough to catch balls. But the greatest catcher of all time, Michael Crabtree, catches…
— Jim Harbaugh
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To make a movie is very grueling at times. Long, long hours and cold weather.
— Sanaa Lathan
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I like the cold weather. It means you get work done.
— Noam Chomsky
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Scarves, mittens, and hats are a great way to express your personality in the cold weather
— Brad Goreski
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