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Cleaning Quotes by Dave Barry
- Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.
- Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield…
- normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't…
More Cleaning Quotes
- Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning… — Bill Pullman
- Excuse the mess but we live here. — Roseanne Barr
- My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No… — Erma Bombeck
- Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece. — Nadia Boulanger
- I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life… — Gisele Bundchen
- Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady. — Eric Alterman
- They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning. — Charles Barkley
- For years, liberals have demonstrated a near religious devotion to the cause of 'cleaning up elections' with campaign finance reform, the wondrous… — Anthony Gregory