Cleaning Quotes
350 quotes by 327 authors
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
— Roseanne Barr
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
— Roseanne Barr
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.…
— Erma Bombeck
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Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece.
— Nadia Boulanger
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I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious…
— Gisele Bundchen
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
— George Burns
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
— Louisa May Alcott
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When you make something, cleaning it out of structural debris is one of the most vital things you do.
— Christopher Alexander
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One thing I have frankly decided is that when it comes to political reform we have two conservative parties in British politics. Both the Labour…
— Nick Clegg
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I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star.…
— Willie Aames
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Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady.
— Eric Alterman
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Immigrants do more than help us win our wars, or set up cleaning shops or ethnic restaurants.
— Stephen Ambrose
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We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never…
— Marina Abramovic
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
— Erma Bombeck
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A strong woman is a woman at work, cleaning out the cesspool of the ages, and while she shovels, she talks about how she doesn't…
— Marge Piercy
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Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression.
— Douglas Adams
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the Exxon Valdez accident…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
— Bill Vaughan
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As security or firewall administrators, we've got basically the same concerns [as plumbers]: the size of the pipe, the contents of the pipe, making sure…
— Marcus J. Ranum
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We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the holiday is the…
— Ralph Levy
Who Wrote These Cleaning Quotes
327 authors contributed a total of 350 Cleaning Quotes, led by these top contributors: