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Cleaning Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
More Cleaning Quotes
- Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning… — Bill Pullman
- I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a… — Patti LaBelle
- Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen… — Nikhil Saluja
- The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr
- Excuse the mess but we live here. — Roseanne Barr
- My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No… — Erma Bombeck
- Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece. — Nadia Boulanger
- I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life… — Gisele Bundchen