Cleaning Quotes

350 quotes by 327 authors

Some of us are like a shovel brigade that follow a parade down Main Street cleaning up. — Donald T. Regan
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean. — Laurence J. Peter
Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables. — Monica Dickens
I love driving cars, looking at them, cleaning and washing and shining them. I clean 'em inside and outside. I'm very touchy about cars. I… — Scott Baio
They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning. — Charles Barkley
Why do I continue making movies? Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. — Klaus Kinski
When I wasn't working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop - always cleaning and… — Lea Michele
In my house every Sunday, everybody was cleaning the house. There was always music, and everybody was dancing, sometimes naked around the house. Not hippie,… — Penelope Cruz
The majority of what calls itself Christianity today is a circus. You've got a bunch of people chasing health, wealth, prosperity; chasing a good time,… — Tim Conway
So you can look me in the eye and say that you are a president committed to cleaning up the environment? — Matt Lauer
Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the… — Bill Pullman
When I made my Broadway debut, I was still cleaning houses, something I'd done since I went out on my own at 15. — Aida Turturro
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom. — Linda Fiorentino
I visited those friends who'd just had a baby, and she was washing dishes and he was cleaning the house, and I burst with happiness.… — Josh Lucas
Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread… — Eliza Bennett
I started my own little carpet and upholstery cleaning business. I've done it for 20 years. I live well — Tommy Kirk
As I would soon learn myself, cleaning up what a parent leaves behind stirs up dust, both literal and metaphorical. It dredges up memories. You… — Roz Chast
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of… — Kurt Vonnegut
Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over… — Simone de Beauvoir
I can't write if someone else is in the house, not even the cleaning woman. — Patricia Highsmith

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