Cleaning Quotes

350 quotes by 317 authors

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr
Excuse the mess but we live here. — Roseanne Barr
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.… — Erma Bombeck
Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece. — Nadia Boulanger
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life is too precious… — Gisele Bundchen
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. — George Burns
Housekeeping ain't no joke. — Louisa May Alcott
When you make something, cleaning it out of structural debris is one of the most vital things you do. — Christopher Alexander
One thing I have frankly decided is that when it comes to political reform we have two conservative parties in British politics. Both the Labour… — Nick Clegg
I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the big movie star.… — Willie Aames
Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady. — Eric Alterman
Immigrants do more than help us win our wars, or set up cleaning shops or ethnic restaurants. — Stephen Ambrose
We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never… — Marina Abramovic
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. — Erma Bombeck
A strong woman is a woman at work, cleaning out the cesspool of the ages, and while she shovels, she talks about how she doesn't… — Marge Piercy
Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression. — Douglas Adams
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the Exxon Valdez accident… — Jeremy Clarkson
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. — Bill Vaughan
As security or firewall administrators, we've got basically the same concerns [as plumbers]: the size of the pipe, the contents of the pipe, making sure… — Marcus J. Ranum
We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the holiday is the… — Ralph Levy

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