Cleaning Quotes

350 quotes by 317 authors

I think the biggest thing is clean as you go. Wash all your knives, cutting boards, dishes, when you are done cooking, not look at… — Cat Cora
Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview,… — Sloane Crosley
I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can… — Jim Dale
I don't like people cleaning my room. — Larry David
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move. — Ellen DeGeneres
Bring in the bottled lightning, a clean tumbler, and a corkscrew. — Charles Dickens
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. — Phyllis Diller
I've obviously used fans - I wouldn't say all my life, because we couldn't afford them when I was young, but from my 20s and… — James Dyson
I have a Ph.D. in cell biology. And that's really manual labor. I mean, experimental science, you do it with your hands. So it's very… — Barbara Ehrenreich
There are other measures of self-respect for a man, than the number of clean shirts he puts on every day. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. — Evan Esar
The circuit training program along with a healthy clean diet is the way to excellent results. — Lee Haney
I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean… — Patricia Heaton
I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent personality trait. — Chris Hemsworth
I entered the work force cleaning breast pumps at a pharmacy! It was a part-time gig while I was at school... no interview required. — Chris Hemsworth
There are only two things worth aiming for, good music and a clean conscience. — Paul Hindemith
The secret thoughts of a man run over all things, holy, profane, clean, obscene, grave, and light, without shame or blame. — Thomas Hobbes
I love cleaning, weird but true. It really relaxes me. — Jessie J
Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning… — Penn Jillette
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't… — Jean Kerr

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