Cleaning Quotes

350 quotes by 320 authors

The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want… — David Sedaris
Another guy barked orders to a small army of brooms, mops, and buckets that were scuttling around, cleaning up the city. "Like that cartoon," Sadie… — Rick Riordan
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked. — Kathryn Stockett
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
The problem with being grounded is it gives you a whole lot of unavoidable time to think. NOt even pulling weeds can take away your… — Ellen Hopkins
The most work he did on [the urinals] was to run a brush once or twice apiece, singing some song as loud as he could… — Ken Kesey
Cleaning is considered a vital part of the training process in all traditional Japanese disciplines and is a required practice for any novice. It is… — Mineko Iwasaki
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks - even on… — Nicholas Sparks
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone… — Chelsea Handler
As Cinderella would probably tell you, even a prince who only recognizes your footwear is preferable to a lifetime of cleaning grates. — Barbara Hambly
Stain Boy Of all the super heroes, the strangest one by far, doesn't have a special power, or drive a fancy car. next to Superman… — Tim Burton
Granny bit her lip. She was never quite certain about children, thinking of them-when she thought about them at all-as coming somewhere between animals and… — Terry Pratchett
He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning rubber and the… — Angie Sage
And so, while the rest of the world went on unaware, drinking their coffee, reading the sports page, and picking up their dry cleaning, I… — Sarah Dessen
He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he… — Sarah Dessen
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony… — Rachel Cohn
Perfectionism means that you try not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clutter and mess show us that life is being lived. — Anne Lamott
Cleaning me up is just a preliminary step to determining my new look. With my acid-damaged hair, sunburned skin, and ugly scars, the prep team… — Suzanne Collins
Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't… — Rachel Caine
Don't you ever touch my car again," Santangelo says with the same fury he had on his face when Jonah Griggs made comments about his… — Melina Marchetta

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