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• The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr
• Excuse the mess but we live here. — Roseanne Barr
• My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No… — Erma Bombeck
• Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece. — Nadia Boulanger
• I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life… — Gisele Bundchen
• It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was… — George Burns
• Housekeeping ain't no joke. — Louisa May Alcott
• When you make something, cleaning it out of structural debris is one of the most vital things you do. — Christopher Alexander
• One thing I have frankly decided is that when it comes to political reform we have two conservative parties in British politics.… — Nick Clegg
• I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the… — Willie Aames
• Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady. — Eric Alterman
• Immigrants do more than help us win our wars, or set up cleaning shops or ethnic restaurants. — Stephen Ambrose

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