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Penn Jillette has 227 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for…
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The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
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If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at…
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People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral…
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This I believe: I believe there is no God.
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I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe…
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How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.
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If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe…
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If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and…
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How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
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The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people,
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The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece.
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I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life…
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was…
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
— Louisa May Alcott
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When you make something, cleaning it out of structural debris is one of the most vital things you do.
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One thing I have frankly decided is that when it comes to political reform we have two conservative parties in British politics.…
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I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look at the…
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Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady.
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Immigrants do more than help us win our wars, or set up cleaning shops or ethnic restaurants.
— Stephen Ambrose
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