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Me Quotes by Penn Jillette
- How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.
- Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I…
- You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left. And as for fiscal…
- Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'
- As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.
- Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.
- Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.
- Every poker player is smarter than me.
- I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.
- If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.
- Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.
- People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very,…
- Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more…
- Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and…
- I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to…
- I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes…
- It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people…
- The pure unadulterated disgust of Washington seems to me to be a really good thing.
- I grew up as a Christian. I suppose at some level I wanted to believe someone was watching over me.
- My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale