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- If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
- Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts…
- When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual…
- You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the…
- You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar. And I'm surprised…
- I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.
- If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.
- The fact is that violence gives you a rush.
- Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'
- I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please…
- Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.
- Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.
- I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.
- I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.
- If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.
- If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.
- If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.
- It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.
- Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.
- Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.
- The most important part of life is work, it's the flow, it's getting stuff done, feeling like you're doing something.
- When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.
- When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.
- You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.
- Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make…
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