"Dogs do not grasp the concept of house…" — Dave Barry
"Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
Dave Barry has 508 quotes on this site.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
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More Cleaning Quotes
This quote is filed under Cleaning Quotes,
one of 350 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
— Roseanne Barr
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Excuse the mess but we live here.
— Roseanne Barr
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
— Erma Bombeck
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Life is denied by lack of attention, whether it be to cleaning windows or trying to write a masterpiece.
— Nadia Boulanger
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I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing…
— Gisele Bundchen
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and…
— George Burns
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
— Louisa May Alcott
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When you make something, cleaning it out of structural debris is one of the most vital things you do.
— Christopher Alexander
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One thing I have frankly decided is that when it comes to political reform we have two conservative parties in…
— Nick Clegg
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I'm cleaning toilets for $30 a day, because I needed that $30, and people are pointing at me, saying, Look…
— Willie Aames
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Warren Buffett pays taxes on a smaller percentage of his billions in income than his cleaning lady.
— Eric Alterman
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Immigrants do more than help us win our wars, or set up cleaning shops or ethnic restaurants.
— Stephen Ambrose
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