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Clean Quotes by Jack Handey
- Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I think it was…
- If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I…
- Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher.…
- I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on,…
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- I learned respect for womanhood from my father's tender caring for my mother, my sister, and his sisters. Father was the first… — Robert D. Hales
- Regardless of your past, your tomorrow is a clean slate. — Zig Ziglar
- Unlike 'real relationships', 'virtual relationships' are easy to enter and to exit. They look smart and clean, feel easy to use, when… — Zygmunt Bauman
- We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean up the… — Ed Begley, Jr.
- Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you… — Charles Bukowski
- And I have this little litany of things they can do. And the first one, of course, is to write - every… — Octavia Butler
- We have the ability to provide clean water for every man, woman and child on the Earth. What has been lacking is… — Jean-Michel Cousteau
- As people alive today, we must consider future generations: a clean environment is a human right like any other. It is therefore… — Dalai Lama