Chump Quotes by W.C. Fields

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• ...cook him up with some barbecued dog...cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook… — Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
• I don’t care about the rules. In fact, if I don’t break the rules at least ten times in every song, then… — Jeff Beck
• Any man who takes a job with the idea that it is simply a springboard for something else is a chump. His… — Charles Edison
• Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than… — Frank Zappa
• That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up. — Mike Tyson
• Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man!… — W.C. Fields
• Sure, I can talk like you, but I choose not to, It's like an art, you know? Picasso had to prove to… — Neal Shusterman
• Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid,… — P.G. Wodehouse

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