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Chairs Quotes by Steven Wright
- What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
- You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you…
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- I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year… — Red Adair
- Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in? — Nicholson Baker
- When Whitney Houston died, I felt great sadness. My sadness, of course, was about our collective loss - when you listened to… — James Belushi
- I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke
- When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and work ethic… — Drew Bledsoe
- I am a very lazy man, so, for me, the dream is to be at home on the chair with my family. — Andrea Bocelli
- The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and… — Malin Akerman
- If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of… — Lenny Bruce