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Canada Quotes by Jay Leno
- The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister,…
- The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight.Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one…
- I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'
More Canada Quotes
- If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. — Margaret Atwood
- Canada was built on dead beavers. — Margaret Atwood
- Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. — Margaret Atwood
- Before the Civil War, Canada was at the top of the underground railroad. If you made it into Canada, you were safe… — Margaret Atwood
- I grew up in the north woods of Canada. You had to know certain things about survival. Wilderness survival courses weren't very… — Margaret Atwood
- America gets rock stars a little more than Canada does. — Sebastian Bach
- I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. — George Best
- Canada's the best country in the world. — Justin Bieber