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Called Quotes by Jay Leno
- This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."
- Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are armed and dangerous.…
- Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money…
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- Al Gore is coming out with a movie about global warming called ' An Inconvenient Truth. ' It's described as a detailed scientific view of…
- Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global…
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas…
- The United States have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.
- We live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
- Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.
- Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?
- At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?
- A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world…
- Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years.…
- According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than…
- I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead,…
- Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a…
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