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Bunch Quotes by Jack Handey
- My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our…
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
- If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns…
- Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that…
- When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I…
- As the light changed from red to greeen to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more…
- I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but…
- I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
- If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I…
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