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Bride Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride"...
- Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because…
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- A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. — Honore de Balzac
- That is ever the way. Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. — James M. Barrie
- Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. — Ambrose Bierce
- When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand
- I was sad that Corpse Bride was so short. I would've liked to have had her around for way longer. She doesn't… — Helena Bonham Carter
- One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils… — Jennifer Aniston
- He who reads the Bible in translation is like a man who kisses his bride through a veil. — Unknown Author
- He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the… — William Shakespeare
- Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with… — Bill Maher
- The effects of opposition are wonderful. There are men who rise refreshed on hearing of a threat, men to whom a crisis,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- The earth is like a beautiful bride who needs no manmade jewels to heighten her loveliness... — Khalil Gibran
- Happy bridegroom, Hesper brings All desired and timely things. All whom morning sends to roam, Hesper loves to lead them home. Home… — A. E. Housman