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Bowling Quotes by Dave Barry
- In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will…
- Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
More Bowling Quotes
- There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm… — Jeff Bridges
- Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends… — George Carlin
- When we consider that each of us has only one life to live, isn’t it rather tragic to find men and women,… — Neil Gaiman
- In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your… — Dave Barry
- A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they? — Lee Trevino
- I see no hope for a revival among God's people today. They are so enamored and so cluttered up with Hollywood and… — Lester Roloff
- Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register. — Warren Miller
- And you fathers, are you so busy making a living, playing golf, bowling, hunting, that you do not have time to talk… — Spencer W. Kimball