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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and…
— Dutch Schultz
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If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which…
— Martial
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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.
— H.G. Wells
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Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
— Jesse Jackson
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
— Wesley Snipes
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You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.
— Len Goodman
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I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment comes that…
— Brian Thompson
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The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!
— Frank Zappa
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You are giving a little man a biscuit to eat, and you put a barrel of flour more taxes on top of…
— Huey Long
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You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.
— Peter Kay
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
— Karl Pilkington
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You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
— Jimmy Fallon
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