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- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- The hugely popular Windows 95 operating system revolutionized the software world thanks to its capability of accomplishing the seemingly impossible task of making Bill Gates…
- The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to…
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- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee. — F. Lee Bailey
- Bill Stevenson of The Descendants is really good, too. — Travis Barker
- As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot… — Roseanne Barr
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. — Dave Barry
- Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history. — Paul Begala