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- The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that…
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster…
- A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he…
- Bill Maher and I are on against each other, and we're friends. He can do my show any time he wants, and I've done Politically…
- President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
- After saying the jobs bill is paid for, President Obama now says that it will be paid for by raising taxes over 10 years. I…
- It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
- Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't…
- According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
- Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.
- Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
More Bill Quotes
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee. — F. Lee Bailey
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. — Dave Barry
- As a parent and a citizen, I'll take a Bill Gates (or Warren Buffett) over Steve Jobs every time. If we must… — Eric Alterman
- He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I… — Tommy Bolt
- When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a… — William J. Clinton
- The instability of our laws is really an immense evil. I think it would be well to provide in our constitutions that… — Thomas Jefferson