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Between Quotes by Jack Handey
- The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow…
- If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing…
- To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,…
- When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but…
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- I do support a constitutional amendment on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the… — Michele Bachmann