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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
— Elayne Boosler
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Rather be dead than cool.
— Kurt Cobain
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
— Jack Handey
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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
— Jack Handey
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Life's for the living, so live it, or you're better off dead.
— Passenger
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Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead.
— Gene Vincent
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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
— E. W. Howe
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Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207)
— Christopher Paolini
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You ask Why to a lot of things and you wind up very unhappy indeed, if you keep at it. The poor…
— Ray Bradbury
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I smile to myself knowing that they may be dead.
— Emilie Autumn
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Ugh! Why couldn’t anyone ever trust her? She wasn’t a two-year-old. If her kindness killed her, then she was better off dead…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Better off dead than giving in; not taking what you want.
— Carol Ann Duffy
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