Better Off Dead Quotes

56 quotes by 40 authors

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how… — Elayne Boosler
Rather be dead than cool. — Kurt Cobain
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I could fly down… — Jack Handey
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you. — Jack Handey
Life's for the living, so live it, or you're better off dead. — Passenger
Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead. — Gene Vincent
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. — E. W. Howe
Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) — Christopher Paolini
You ask Why to a lot of things and you wind up very unhappy indeed, if you keep at it. The poor girl's better off… — Ray Bradbury
I smile to myself knowing that they may be dead. — Emilie Autumn
Ugh! Why couldnâ€™t anyone ever trust her? She wasnâ€™t a two-year-old. If her kindness killed her, then she was better off dead than living a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Better off dead than giving in; not taking what you want. — Carol Ann Duffy
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. — Aldous Huxley
It's better to have nobody than somebody who is Half yours. — Abhishek Tiwari
And soon the darkness will take over. — Jatin Tanwer
Some how along the line, a lot of us lose our individuality. We lose our selves while we go along for the ride that we… — Shyanne Drewery
R.I.P. Wilbur — Waaaaang
If you think you're alive then you're better off dead. — Bring Me The Horizon
She cuts herself, never too deep, never enough to die. But enough to feel the pain. enough to feel the scream inside — Patience
Another day in life Which way will I go? Will I pick suicide? How do I say no? The demons are calling me Just one… — Im Nothing

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