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- I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure… — Elayne Boosler
- Rather be dead than cool. — Kurt Cobain
- If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I… — Jack Handey
- Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you. — Jack Handey
- Life's for the living, so live it, or you're better off dead. — Passenger
- Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead. — Gene Vincent
- If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. — E. W. Howe
- Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) — Christopher Paolini
- You ask Why to a lot of things and you wind up very unhappy indeed, if you keep at it. The poor… — Ray Bradbury
- I smile to myself knowing that they may be dead. — Emilie Autumn
- Ugh! Why couldn’t anyone ever trust her? She wasn’t a two-year-old. If her kindness killed her, then she was better off dead… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Better off dead than giving in; not taking what you want. — Carol Ann Duffy