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Women Quotes by Elayne Boosler
- When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
- I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
- When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
- Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
- I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
- I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.
- You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
- We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can…
- When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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