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Never Quotes by Elayne Boosler
- I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
- I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
- I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
- I've never been able to write for stand-up.
- You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
- I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will…
- It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities…
- We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a…
More Never Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- The chief qualification of a mass leader has become unending infallibility; he can never admit an error. — Hannah Arendt
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- In 1994, when I went back to Haiti from exile, we established a Commission for Truth and Justice and Reconciliation. I passed… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. — Aristotle
- I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D. — J. J. Abrams
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle
- I was never really a comic-book fanatic. — J. J. Abrams
- Never in my wildest dreams did I entertain the idea that I would become a fashion designer. — Giorgio Armani
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is… — Richard Bach