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Years Quotes by Elayne Boosler
- My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
- I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
- As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.
- Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
- I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes…
- I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what,…
- A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live.…
- Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath…
- When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for…
- When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You worked free for…
More Years Quotes
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- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I've been playing rock and roll since I was 16 years old, and now I have a 16-year-old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I think when you're 10 years old, it's too much to see something with the threat of death in every episode. Kids… — J. J. Abrams
- The first person to promulgate the Golden Rule, which was the bedrock of this empathic spirituality, was Confucius 500 years before Christ. — Karen Armstrong
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- I joined the swim team when I was 12, and I was the worst kid in the pool - I was put… — Lance Armstrong
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong
- Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next… — Neil Armstrong
- I learned a lot in those first years in Miami, while struggling just for survival, by observing my father's fortitude. — Desi Arnaz