"When women are depressed, they eat or go…" — Elayne Boosler
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping."
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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I couldn't be with someone who is depressed all the time.
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If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go…
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Retirement from work has depressed many a man and hastened his death.
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I just got tired of being sick and tired and feeling down. Unfortunately, you don't realize this until you're getting…
— Steven Adler
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Because, you know, resilience - if you think of it in terms of the Gold Rush, then you'd be pretty…
— Jeff Bezos
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As a child I always wanted to be a singer. The music my mother played in the house moved me…
— Mary J. Blige
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Music makes us want to live. You don't know how many times people have told me that they'd been down…
— Mary J. Blige
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
— Elayne Boosler
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My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason,…
— Jo Brand
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There is a difference between executive producing and producing. Producing, you have no life for two years. You take everything…
— Sandra Bullock
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I used to get out of bed sometimes and feel depressed and watched a lot of reruns on TV to…
— Sandra Bullock
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The political system is broken, the economy is broken and so is society. That is why people are so depressed…
— David Cameron
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