"When women are depressed they either eat or……" — Elayne Boosler
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
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76 Quotes by Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler has 76 quotes on this site.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized.…
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More Another Country Quotes
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Having come to live in this age is as though one were to have entered another country. Learn its language…
— Theodore Bikel
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
— Elayne Boosler
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Every man who repeats the dogma of Mill that one country is no fit to rule another country must admit…
— B R Ambedkar
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I've changed my music from time to time so I'm hoping that I can completely change my life from time…
— David Byrne
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Every time we sign a treaty with another country, the treaty (should) include prisoner transfer provisions.... Under these provisions, the…
— Kathleen Brown
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Everybody loves an accent. It you've been unlucky in love, consider pulling up stakes and moving to another country. Then…
— Marilyn vos Savant
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Science in England is not a profession: its cultivators are scarcely recognised even as a class. Our language itself contains…
— Charles Babbage
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35 million people in the U.S. are hungry or don't know where their next meal is coming from, and 13…
— Jeff Bridges
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I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won't work in another country for…
— Jim Dale
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When one's not writing poems - and I'm not at the moment - you wonder how you ever did it.…
— May Sarton
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A nation as such does not give aid to another nation. More precisely, the common citizens of our country, through…
— Michael Parenti
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Going to another country you're not in your house, you're with people you've never met before, and I think it's…
— Amanda Bynes
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