Beer Quotes

1136 Beer quotes by 707 unique authors

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W.C. Fields
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a… — Michael Jackson
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on… — W.C. Fields
So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a glass of beer… — Michael Jackson
Fermentation equals civilization. — John Ciardi
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that… — Michael Jackson
I think this would be a good time for a beer. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
Every country must have its own devil. Welshland its own, and France its own. Our German devil will be a good wind-pipe, and must be… — Martin Luther
Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross, who pens a… — Alexander Pope
Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale. — William Shakespeare
Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more. — Michael Jackson
Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule? — Jack Nicholson
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to… — Michael Jackson
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families. — Thomas Jefferson
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson
I spend most of my money on beer, the rest I just waste. — David White
Would I were in an alehouse in London. — William Shakespeare
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and… — Ernest Hemingway
"What is your best, your very best, ale a glass?" "Two pence halfpenny," says the landlord, "is the price of the Genuine Stunning Ale." "Then,"… — Charles Dickens
Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the name, to drink. — Guy de Maupassant
Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale. — A. E. Housman
I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent… — George Washington
I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as a genuine… — Woodrow Wilson
They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up. — Chuck Berry

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